Reminds me somewhat of this one here. ;-)

watch what you say drew. bees and chuck klosterman shall inherit the earth.

I go back and play this sometimes. Solely to sail the seas and listen to my crew sing shanties.

“Containing an estimated $1000 worth of hardware and games”

I laughed when you called video game Youtubers “creatives”.

Uh...huh...

Sounds like a story about a transgender taking advantage of a drunk guy and date raping him.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE! You’re current state of untriggeredness has triggered me!

Thank god this absolute travesty was righted. I can go back to finding the next thing to be insulted and triggered by.

Never gonna happen, but, Klonoa.

I think you missed the point of that design choice. The inability to choose some of the things presented to you is meant to simulate how when you have depression, you often KNOW what you can do to make it better, but depression makes it impossible to actually take those choices. As someone who lives and copes with…

Make those responsible take responsibility and not blame it on 'culture' maybe?

Now Tom Nook can own your soul in real life, too!

oh not at all, its usually how I end up when the wife and I head to swingers clubs.

Umm, Kotaku generally dislikes Nintendo, except during nostalgic moments or when something is very, VERY undeniably successful(see: They waited to stop reporting that the 3DS was dead when it was outselling every other console).

Amiibos. Amiibos everywhere. Want to open that door? Get out your small key Amiibo. Need to hit an enemy with the boomerang? Equip it with your Boomerang Amiibo. Fill your empty bottle Amiibos with potions to refill your hearts. Everything will be interacted with an Amiibo.

It's only a matter of time before we see a Princess Diana commemorative Amiibo.

Are you insinuating that Amiibos will be WORTHLESS in the future?

Social Justice Avengers - Assemble!