It’s really cheap if you are going to California...

That DEA agent’s career has been blown apart harder than Danny Trejo’s head on a tortoise.

I wouldn’t be so quick to give one up just yet, another pandemic is around the corner.

   That is what killed the Mille Miglia - in 1957 10 spectators, including 5 children, were killed along the roadside. Like Paaron, I had never heard of this accident.

lol yeah

“they got em working in shifts”

Ah.  The “I am only a racist when I am drunk” excuse....because that is not really who I am.  

“It wasn’t me this time!” — Cuyahoga River

Honestly I would be more offended with “In God We Trust” on my license plate. I would get some black tape and cover up that crap. 

Any event attended by Gosar will have a white supremacist attending.

Hey, remember when all those Democrats who voted for Hillary Clinton stormed the Capitol, threatening to murder the Vice President of their own party, as well as members of Congress? No? Shut the fuck up with your false equivalency.

fully expected this sentence to end like “The formal introduction of the SV-1 was to take place at the Four Seasons in NYC, but at the last minute they found the Four Seasons Total Landscaping business had been booked instead”

Hot take incoming.

If they can keep the board, they can easily pay for a new windshield! /s

All of them. The Aryan Nation turned into drug dealers and theft rings. That’s all that’s left of them.

More like an airport car I’d say.

Brent Peltomaa valued that cat more than he valued his life.
Michael Campbell valued punishing a thief more than he valued his freedom.
They were all in love with dying. They were drinking from a fountain
that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.

The whole time I was reading all that useful info ( it was a lot of in depth knowledge you just dropped), I kept saying, just replace the damn door with a newer red one. The colors may be close enough to just buff to match.

Combos. Cheddar cheese pretzel preferred, but anything would work.