Brent Peltomaa valued that cat more than he valued his life.
Michael Campbell valued punishing a thief more than he valued his freedom.
They were all in love with dying. They were drinking from a fountain
that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.

I want to know what car show he wants to go to.

terminated from his career position as a window salesman.

How about... don’t go buying additional classic cars, take that money, and pay your fucking legal defense.

Fuck your feelings deplorable.

The whole time I was reading all that useful info ( it was a lot of in depth knowledge you just dropped), I kept saying, just replace the damn door with a newer red one. The colors may be close enough to just buff to match.

Combos. Cheddar cheese pretzel preferred, but anything would work.

I think the only one they could drive/haul it to by road is Spain.

When you see me rolling up in this, you know what’s about to happen. I’m about to open the door, and saunter out in my baggy track suit wearing house shoes. I’m here to watch the local co-eds play some volleyball while I eat a concession stand corn dog.

yes and no. that would be true if:

You think someone deserves to get PIT’d because they wanted to find a safe spot to pull over?

I’m guessing that this wasn’t supposed to be the big takeaway. Just saying...

Fahrvergnöway.

Good, murdering piece of shit.

Correct, flushing $15000 down the drain is for sure a very memorable experience.

I’ve got it! The one application where this car is worth this money.

Jason,

The difference is liberals recognize/care about the potential danger to others that comes from going on a cruise.

+1 FHLOSTON PARADISE

Side note - when did Jalopnik get rid of the “filed to:” tags? I actually found that useful sometimes, like when looking for other articles about this truck.