“Oh Cock” and “No Cock”, obviously.

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.

So not only are you sending all your writers there, you’re now sending your readers directly to The Drive too? 

The name was “delirium furiosum.”

I blame Snake Plissken!

If it’s the fucking Changli I will burn this website to the ground

Still haven’t registered to vote? Well, you’re in luck if you reside in Arizona or Florida. what the fuck are you waiting for?

I’d love registering online. In Texas its all by mail- and the first two times I tried I guess my mail just went missing? (I wasn’t able to vote in the Last presidential election because of this). I’ve confirmed multiple times over the last few weeks I still am, and will be voting early next Wednesday.

I am not one of the better angels of society when someone has done me or mine wrong. Fuck them. And fuck this bloated piece of shit and his rent-to-purchase ho ass wife. “I don’t care, do you?” About your? No I don’t bitches. Y’all can’t die fast enough. Best case: he does a Herman Cain and rolls to the promise land…

I think he’s the car-lovin’ Jack Reacher

Pappy said, “Son, you’re gonna drive me to drinkin’ if you don’t stop drivin’ that hot tub Lincoln.”

You could make this comment in any article about anything and it would work.

Youre not watching the Battery Day stream?

Let’s vote the insane piece of shit currently in the white house out first.

Dearest Candice, the shit stains are coming from the inside...

We used to go every year when I was a kid, a couple of times we stayed at one of the hotels attached to the monorail network. If you’re lucky enough to sit in the driver’s car it’s kind of fun. And it was always interesting to me that the handrails on either side of the door doubled as structure for the door…

The best highways for crossing the country aren’t highways at all. Also, you’ll appreciate I-80 a little more if you read John McPhee’s “Annals of the Former World.”    

He’s visiting his constituents: gun-fuckers.

Oh she’s wypipo alright, at least in her head. Trust me, I got family like that. We ALL got family like that. Bullshit your way through the gate, then defend it with all your might.

You would think that these people would learn from the Susan Smith fiasco in the 80's. *smh*