I used to log oil wells in high H2S content oilfields. I FEAR hydrogen sulfide.

Au contraire. Yes, maskholes abound here. But Tx Parks and Wildlife comes down hard on boat safety, just check out a couple of episodes of Lone Star Law on Animal Planet.

And 40 years before the freeze happened. UFOs are really, yeah, you got it, time machines.

Paddy McGuinness drove one of these across Borneo (with an assist from the Gurkhas) in an attempt to gift it to the Sultan of Brunei a couple seasons ago. No deserts in Borneo. Good Top Gear episode, though.

Where is their “Trump 2024" flag?

It’s the law. $$ citation coming.

Taking a photo of a convertible with the top down and the window up seems a bit odd. Looking at you, driver’s side. Is the electric window riser motor not working? Wonder what one of those will set you back.

It would have to be an EV; ICEs don’t do well with no oxygen.

Yeah, other wise the rotation of the earth will tighten the nanotube too much and it would snap.

Dazed and Confused was a movie that was age-exact for me (Like Pink and the rest of the gang, I went from junior to senior that Bicentennial summer). The cars in it were all stunning, beautiful mint cars. They got the vintages of the cars right, but the condition of the cars in the movie was way above and beyond that…

Didn’t Clarkson try this with a roll-around desk chair and a CO2 fire extinguisher?

I’ve driven through plenty of neighborhoods in Del Rio that look like this. All of West Texas doesn’t look like a set from a Sergio Leone film. This person was likely an Air Force member that had an assignment in Germany and is now stationed (or retired to) Laughlin AFB.

I guess the Jalopnik staff likes to have a day off themselves every now and then. This reposting of old content on holidays is SOP here.

She passed away shortly thereafter

Was Wayne Carini wearing a mask?

Was Joe able to walk down the ramp after giving the commencement speech at the Coast Guard Academy? Some other guy had some trouble with that at West Point last year.

Fox News tonight:

I blame Jeremy Clarkson, who invokes Baby Jesus on the frequent.

My parents live just south of that route. It’s Harleys and Trump banners all the way around. Bent Rim Grill just west of Leakey on 337 is worth a stop.

You want to see some jacked up prices? Just got back from buying some lumber. HD has 4x8 sheets of 3/8" plywood for 40 bucks. Usually around $10,