How would a seller explain the pig’s “meow” emanating from the bag?

Nobody got shot and killed by a cop? The police must have been eating at the Waffle House down the street.

I thought you meant President Johnson for a minute there. But then I am old.

Junior year of HS, 1975-6. Best bud had one of these, but with no vinyl top and in metallic brown. Bench seat, automatic on columns, 383 4 bbl. Man, we smoked a lot of weed in that car. Even went to jail out of that car (smoking out at 10AM on a school day in the parking lot of a dive bar in Colton CA may not have…

Or King Crab legs!

Total is the French national oil company.

As an aspiring TV and radio vacuum-tube tester, I am frustrated as well.

They can still beat or kill Black people for a taillight out, so they have that going for them...

With the boat that became the Jizzle Drizzle in Grand Tour’s Seamen!

It’s France. Like a lot of Europe, they don’t have cancer there, and smoke like chimneys.

Usually when you put a horse and an ass together, you get a mule.

African Americans only make up 3.5% of the population of Fall River, people of Portuguese descent make up nearly 50%. So, Fall River cops have to practice their racism on the Portuguese . “Portagees.” They aren’t as used to hating black people as are the cops up in, say, Dorchester or Roxbury. Massachusetts has a lot…

In over 60 years, I don’t recall ever meeting a male with the first name of Courtney. Only females. And here on the Root I “meet” two people in one day that know a male Courtney!

Plus all the Bud Light and Coors Light empties and cigarette butts strewn about. It is Florida, after all.

Hell, you know them motherfuckers ground their teeth and swallowed their bile every time they had to address a certain individual as President Obama.

They were practicing for the 2016 Presidential election.

Guess you got prick-rolled, Torch!

DVR is set for Sunday!

Most UK Top Gears, Roadkill and it’s spinoffs, Wheeler Dealers, Wayne Carini, various “dangerous roads” series, Charley Boorman, Ian Roussel, Grand Tour, that Canadian show with the ugly guy, travel shows throughout the British Isles.