Violence Against Women Act? We’re all for it!

More than 15 items in the express checkout, too, I’d bet.

I pay literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes.

Plus all the rubber bushings and stuff that dry rotted over the last quarter century, climate-controlled storage or not.

NEVER thought I would see the words “Concorde” and “museum quality” in the same sentence!

No Dice just based upon the degree of difficulty involved in cleaning those wheel covers.

Maybe the victim was actually one of those bullet dodgers, like in The Matrix.

The Reassembler is very relaxing to watch, and Toy Stories is pretty enjoyable too.

Well I hope the upcoming Scotland one is better than that Madagascar one. I waited a whole year for this? These travel -oriented shows have devolved into being nothing much more than suffering-porn. 

Since the former president is now out of office, Johnson is now the #1 Russian asset in Washington.

Since the former president is now out of office, Johnson is now the #1 Russian asset in Washington.

God was forced to eat day-old taquitos, which made him vomit gave him explosive diarrhea and thus, Florida was born.

Melba Toast was a Chevelle SS, actually.

Was he wearing pants, though?

I’d even pay an extra couple hundred bucks if the owner pronounced it Seh-lee-ca like those Wheeler Dealer and Top Gear limeys.

the only political Regan we recognize

Green beer in Southie on St Paddy’s Day.

Leno let James May drive his turbine car in the final episode of May’s Cars of the People series. May practically wet his pants.

These guys could maybe help...

The Republican Party of the United States gives “thumbs up” to BK UK’s Int’l Women’s Day message! “Make me a sammich and iron my bedsheets!!!”