crash bandicoot

This guy looks disturbingly similar to Craig Carton.

When you own the bar where this plays on a constant loop I want to know the address so I can move there and spend the entirety of my non-working, non-sleeping hours each day laughing.

This is a correct and good take.

well of course it all great, I just figured I’d highlight one specific track

If you’re interested in more Metallica that doesn’t suck, try Trapped Under Ice on the Ride The Lighting album.

Nice, rating the cheesy, sauced bread. Where’s the pizza rankings?

I had no idea Bryant was such an ardent Buddhist. But I guess when you’re an asshole...

And they outplayed Italy in 2006

Henderson was way more interesting than this chud.

Oh, the Red Wings have a new shithead on their team? Cool.

Missing out on having to travel to Russia (a veritable shit-hole) sounds only slightly worse than potentially kicking balls around in the US instead.

Pretty much!

I hope they don’t turn McDavid into hockey’s version of Mike Trout.

Hungry Howie’s is fucking trash. Marco’s is just one step above trash, meaning it’s a least worth catching a whiff of their attempts at creating food before throwing it out a window too. I don’t care what Jet’s is.

Chain “pizza” is feces.

Ah the traditional club supported by the fascist groups in Italy. Their fans are disgusting and they will learn nothing.

Livorno, on the other hand, is where it’s at in terms of good soccer fans in Italy.

yep, the hairs are split

shitty pizza

Shit, I’ve got the same metal book shelves in my office.

Oh shit I do that with my dog all the time, although with much less skill, obviously. Also I have no reason to improve my puck handling skills but my dog has a ton of fun.