Dude yes, it's good for nudging high things. Always fun to hit random things with it too.

I leave my hurling stick in my car just incase I have to defend myself randomly.

All hail Sealab 2021.

Krampus

Someone get Kristaps some daps asaps.

I know, but if nobody had pointed it out nobody could have made fun jokes about it.

Don McCafferty died of a heart attack after his only season.

I think its really important to note that we should all be very thankful the Bills were never moved to Toronto, or anywhere else. If they had been relocated we would be missing out on all the wonderment Western New York has to offer.

What a coincidence, my puppy peed on our bed last night and it got down to the mattress. Thanks for the quality information.

Bat flips! I MUST HAVE IT!

My reaction upon seeing the headline: “Oh goodie!” I was not disappointed.

Ronaldo rarely makes the players around him better. Messi on the other hand is not only a great scorer of goals but great at setting up his teammates. An assist is as good as a goal, because it assists in the creation of a goal, which is the goal of the game. If soccer wasn’t a team sport Ronaldo would be the best,…

When Kimo von Oelhoffen rolled up on Carson Palmer’s knee and I knew the Bengals playoff chances went to shit.

Over the last few years its been increasingly obvious that a certain number of college football players are simply playing at a different (higher) level than almost everyone else playing college football. Jack, Fournette, Gurley, Jeremy Hill (to name a few) all had no business being at any level lower than the NFL for…

How sure are we that he’s not Chip Kelly?

I would pay at least $2 to either read about, hear about on DEADCAST, or see on video, you sit down and watch a Sunday of NFL games with unemployed place kickers. Make it happen Barry.

Its important to play chuffed.

The epic journey of Mark Davis’ haircut, mapped.

This post needs to be nominated for the Deadspin Hall of Fame. This is everything I’ve hoped and dreamed writing could be about.

I’m so excited for this to possibly happen. I MUST HAVE IT.