I know this is old and nobody will read it, but I still have to say that this episode is, IMHO, the best episode of Lost.

Great ep. Loved Mike's reaction to the lockdown: "Nobody move, nobody gets hurt!"

Wait, so is most of the original cast back? Or are these their cheaper, non-union equivalents?

Ooh that Dark Tower ending really steams my clams. The second I finished, I looked up the length of all of the books I had just read in the series (Wind Through The Keyhole was't out yet) and it totaled something a little bit more than 4000 pages. Which I had just spent a year reading. And the ending is that he starts…

I loved it too. I always wanted to be one of his child assistants. I loved how whenever he would ask the child why some scientific effect was occurring, the answer was almost always, "Pressure." High pressure, low pressure, whatever, but it was always something to do with pressure,

Nah this Bill Murray guy, he's just too strange and off-color for mainstream viewers. I just don't get it. I like jugglers and shiny objects.

Interview with Crispin Glover or GTFO.

Ben Chang? Do you mean Danny Chung?

And small doses of ball cupping.

I loved that line because it had just the right amount of words in it. Pius 'Scopolamine' and 'Czechoslovakian state police' are two words that go together in a funny way.

Oh sure, that and "Teddy can't hurt you now." I dunno if it would work if Teddy wasn't played by Patton Oswalt.

<classicalgas> now play </classicalgas>

Look, as long as they can think of different occupations for Homer to inexplicably try for an episode, they'll never run outta stories.

"Yeah I guess I know how it could continue, just like I know it shouldn't."

I think we know all of the Simpsons reference worth knowing.

Oh great, this is gonna be like when Mel Blanc died and all the Looney Toons characters were got new voice actors that sucked. I think that they went through a few different voice actors of increasing competence until they got it as close to right as they were ever going to get.

Is she real? I don't mean any offense aimed at her, but ever since I've seen her in trailers for this, I've been convinced she was just a girl in a fat suit. Her proportions just don't look right.

That review was amazing. It read like a burnt-out 10th grade David Foster Wallace mighta written it. Or Thomas Pynchon on Benzedrine. I liked that review is what I mean.

You say that Koo Stark was an Adult Film Star. That makes her sound like a pornstar, which she was not. She acted in an Erotic thriller, and she has been topless on screen, but that doesn't make her Sasha Grey anymore than it makes Anne Hathaway a pornstar for her topless scenes.

That's funny, Stephanie was always my favorite too. She wasn't just the most sarcastic and the one with the best comic timing, she also had the slightest edge of cynicism and a barbed sense of humor to her.