What’s german for “Stockholm syndrome”?

I’d rather thrash 5 C8's around a track then one of these... 

STEAM (they added “Arts” to the acronym in most venues)

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

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Here, this might help-  /s

I just scaled Mt.Everest in my ‘91 Miata with snow tires this past winter (Bridgestone Blizzaks FTW) and these fools can’t even navigate a simple dirt path.

Monsees’ car, which has all-wheel drive, made it through

I would like to acknowledge the genius of this header GIF.

Weed is legal for recreational use in CO. Correlation?

$200k to spend and you’re asking for advice? He doesn’t have a pretty solid opinion of what he wants, or does he simply want to tell someone he has $200k to blow to gloat? 

Hopefully the driver doesn’t rear end a Nissan then get rear-ended by another Nissan... otherwise he’ll be serving Nissan ice cream sandwiches.

It’s called a “rate.” As in “per.” This isn’t total problems!

I didn't realize this shitheap had anything that could remotely be described as class.

I also feel like a company confident in its 250k “vehicle” wouldn’t get its feathers ruffled and need to defend itself in Jalopnik’s comments section. If that were the case, Elon would be trolling Jalopnik 24/7.

It probably has a JD Powers and Associates award for best in class gas mileage

I don’t understand the point of this. Regular Jeep Wrangler owners seem to have gotten along just fine in the world of douchebaggery.

It is rated in gallons per mile.

How’s the gas mileage?

And then he dabbed.