For my 600 person apartment, there are 2 chargers. For my 12,000 person company there are 15 chargers.

They were so poor, they couldn’t even afford first names for the boys. Had to make do with initials.

Pretty amazing story considering his humble roots of growing up in his family’s rustic log cabin.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

Life, uh...finds a way.

Aww man. Just 7 more and he could run his own scrimmages.

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

Ha, yeah, the confusion is a real source of enjoyment around here.

He’s eligible to play this week, right?

COLD TAKE ALERT.

I’m really curious what part of that game made you think Andy Reid coached poorly.

Not sure how much devastation the letter writer is witnessing. The return address is the Houston Country Club. Maybe just a few extra unplayable lies.

Backdoor cover- when some shitty team gets a meaningless late score to fuck your cover.

 Didn’t take long.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

Just remember, the average Patriots fan is always angry because he spends 25 hours a day stuck in traffic because the Massachusetts driving test consists of spelling your name 90% correct and not leaving a condensation circle from your Narragansett pounder on the form.

Remember Hurricane Kristina?