Hot take: fuck intro music. It’s a relic from the past when people needed 45 seconds to calm their shit and get in the family room to find out who the fuck killed Laura Palmer. The day I found out that Netflix would sometimes be smart enough to skip an intro if it knew I was on the 9th episode of Weeds resulted in the…

I’d love to see that explained in an e-mail to whoever is getting seat refunds for that game.

Mine already does

I’m a high school and college football ref in Houston. The pay is actually halfway decent in terms of you make a little money doing something you love but there are few part time positions in the world with less “recruitability” than being a referee.

If there was a 2013 recall... what does the family hope to achieve in court? There’s no way that shit flies right?

Can we talk about the next suggested video which happens to be another record for “Most eggs in cups blown upside down in one minute...” 

The logo looks life it was lifted from the NCAA Football 2008 Create a School Mode

So are my dash buttons useless now that I have this?

So are my dash buttons useless now that I have this?

There’s no way the white house extends an invitation right? Is this something the white house leaked? Make them look better when they inevitably don’t invite them?

What are the qualifications to serve a subpoena in Sacremento/California? Surely there are tons of volunteers that would love to get Johnson to testify.

So... that clearly weren’t Trump’s words, right?

We had raw eggs... the level at which people cared for their eggs depended heavily on how much padding they were willing to buy for their backpacks.

It definitely makes sense to see the resistance to in conference transfers but black balling him from other conference, FCS, and even D-fucking-2 teams is unbelievable.

The plate has nothing to do with a swing.

What filter is that? #Inkwell?

I know there are a lot of Texans on this site... please do your part and let your representatives know how bad this is financially. That seems the only way for them to realize how embarrassingly shitty this is for the state.

Why wasn’t the quick pitch a balk? He clearly did not come to rest during the windup...

Someone said it best in an earlier comment about some of these folks at shelters trying to prove how #DogWoke they are.

I like the idea that people have to submit a longer application and go through a process and make people work a little harder for it. But I’ve seen too many cases where my friends are denied because of small things that can be worked out with even a modicum of sensibility.