if you make contact with an official while on the sideline, its automatic.

Did you not read the part about conference title ineligibility?

As a decent person I hope they are not... but goddam he makes it hard to be decent.

He wrote it in chalk right? He didn’t use a chisel? Paint? No? So the first rain and his shit is gone? Got it.

Agreed... it’s not just an issue of time. 10 minutes of a server being down for any sizeable company is a huge loss in profits. Besides, robbing a bank only takes 5 minutes.

I know. I came here for a cheap alternative to expensive balsamic but then I started taking shots of port while I cooked. Thanks Lifehacker.

Ironically, the name of his next book.

Who knows? Maybe she just threw out a number that she knew Baylor wouldn’t pay. Maybe she threw it out there to be more sensational later? “Baylor offered me $2 million to be silent...” type of thing.

At Minute Maid (Houston Astros) they still serve cans and on the field level, you can still get the beefy 16-24 ouncers if you go up to the concourse. Haven’t seen it yet but I imagine you can probably throw those fuckers pretty far.

I’ve heard kegs are pretty easy to wheel around these days.

Ovaries

That was clearly targeting.

Yep, the ref is definitely the reason he fumbled. It was incredible when he threw his flag at the runner and then when that didn’t work he stripped the ball himself.

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Pretty sure that death stopped that one...

The guy doesn’t launch in to him, he’s no longer a defenseless player and not subject to the same protections that grants.

Is there a video of the tag in question?

I don’t know about an automatic ejection but it’s obstruction at the NFHS level and can lead to an ejection if it’s deemed habitual.

Your entire body has to be past the line of scrimmage so even if you have a back foot being dragged back, you’re still legal to throw a forward pass.