If you are serious about your summer tires you are putting a 200 or lower treadwear rated tire on your car.

The quick drying cement is less disgusting.

I’m tired of all the bitching about headlights these days. Fucking pampered Millennials have never been in an XJ with factory sealed beams and the shittiest switch known to man that dropped voltage down to about 11.5 at the lights. Kids these days have never had the privilege of driving a JA platform cloud car.

Also, you don’t even need to run a hose, soap and all that setup. Waterless/Rinseless wash products exist today and you need nothing more than a lot of microfiber cloths at best, and nothing than 2 buckets with grit gaurds at worst. It’s not for caked on mud or something but better and cheaper long term than taking it…

Vape helmets??

Clearly they are mistaken about this being a Motor Home.

Left a cars and coffee without checking the tires with a digital pressure gauge...

To be honest, I don’t have strong feelings about this either way. So here’s a dog balancing on a chain.

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

I demand a new Jalopnik video series of every Jalopnik contributor sharing with us seven interesting things about themselves. And no cheating, like the fact that the is a church in north Georgia called The Torch--that just happens to have the same nickname as Jason. Or does it?

How sad is it that my reaction to this was “Yeah, that sounds about right for United Healthcare.” It is like pulling teeth to get them to pay for anything. I had to get several MRIs a few years ago and I had to get put in the hospital for a week just to get a 20-minute test.

our appetites only got wetter

I’m more and more surprised that a closed deck is suddenly considered “overbuilt.”

Methylene chloride is incredibly hazardous, and many big box stores have already discontinued selling it due to that fact. There are currently bans being considered at the federal level for it. Suffocation has occurred many times nationwide as a result of consumers not understanding the hazards and PPE required for…

Dad never did end up taking you to Monster Jam like he promised, did he?

If you’re going to compensate for something small, go really, really big.

“Jon Bon Jovi is happy, which is too bad because his band is fucking awful.”

Music class sucked.

Because it’s an FCA motor? That and it’s probably abused daily by lead-footed miscreants street racing everything under the sun on bottom of the barrel 87 octane gas.

Let’s zoom in a little bit....wait...WHAT IS THAT!?!?!