Royalty free dubstep is so much worse than I ever imagined.
Jefe
geoffdanielson
Oh no. I cannot believe I walked right past “Clam Jumpin’”. And now I have shame.
Inappropriate Touchin’
Oh, I almost forgot. British Columbia is home to not one, but TWO different vans with Bob Ross on the side. And I’ve seen both in person!
Vanispheres was always my favorite.
Yes, someone did.
Did you say best van names ever?
I often like to reflect back on an era — a magical era — when not only were vans considered cool, but they often…
Official outfit for Hot August Nights.
Used the wrong phone.
A dildo. It was a fresh trade-in and the car was a total pig sty, the girl just traded it in trash and all. Full of all kinds of crap. I also found a phone charger and about $7 worth of change.
Don’t let him fool you people, Ted Cruz is a FUCKING ROMULAN!
congrats, huck.
That’s not being a jerk, that’s being awesome.
#BLESSED
Sad shark is sad that you compare him to this little shit.
Saturn. They’re gone and mostly forgotten now, but back in the day we were very proud of our plastic performance beasts. These lightweight cars took well to basic bolt-ons, and offered far more torque than their Japanese competitors. It was a different kind of race car.
I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of…
Here in Wisconsin, we make the IRS give us our refunds in Miller Lite and Bratwurst.
I have an artisanal knuckle sandwich for the idiot that came up with this travesty.