Sex may not sell, but unlike many Craiglist ads, in this case the seller got screwed.

That 2+2 halves the price of the car, and if you’re making a drift slut, that’s probably the way to go.

I own a 2+2 zx, pretty much the same as the one in the video. The rear seats aren’t useless! They are great for your double-amputee friends! Hauled 4 people in it often in college with the rear passengers bitching all the way! Here’s an old pic of mine. The 2+2 allegedly handled better, but I’ve never driven a 2…

....and maybe he’s lying to try to gin up business.....

I’ve got a creme brulee torch I bought on sale at William-Sonoma a few years back. I’m going to duct tape it to the back of an inflatable guitar. I fail to see how my plan ends poorly and with melted plastic everywhere.

Dick takes pounding. Remains uninjured.

That was the reaction of someone who’s done that a lot. Anyone who owns a car old enough to have “character” can recognize the “hang on I gotta do a thing” maneuver.

That little pour ‘spout’ design is responsible for more spilled oil than the Exxon Valdez. It might look like it’ll help you cleanly transfer your used oil into a separate container, but half of it will end up on your garage floor no matter how careful you try to be.

If you intend to terrorize young children, you’d better. Imagine the humiliation of getting out of your car like a badass, and then trying to menace a family with a non-running chainsaw with a bad carb.

No way....they’ll figure out cold fusion before they invent a chainsaw that starts on the first pull.

Now if you were doing something stupid or illegal...maybe, but why the hell would you post pictures of that anyway?

This just seems appropriate tonight.

This video was made in October of last year. RIP, Father of the Z.

Golden Retrievers also love spaghetti. They are #1 in how fast they eat it.

Man, I bought my daughters a Frozen Jeep Wrangler (which is the exact same truck as this but with slightly different panels and stickers) and it just proves that men are indeed better drivers.

LIT-UP JESUS, YOU SAY?