I really REALLY wish I had an extra $10,000 laying around so that I could give a school a LaVar Burton Reading Rainbow assembly.

The viewers demanded horsepower.

Hey now, that's literally over $100 worth of China's finest tools. Show some respect.

That sounds just like the tune up kit I carried in my '67 VW type III Fastback. The points were notorious for closing up at stoplights, but I became so proficient at readjusting them that I was usually running again before the light changed back to green.

I will not watch this GIF on a loop and laugh

I watched that race live here in Detroit on ESPN (I think). It was quite early in the morning and I had my son up with me. He was about 5 years old at the time. I was grooming a young F1 fan and he was as excited as I was for the race. I am die-hard Ferrari fan, so the red cars chasing behind Senna at the time of…

If she thinks I'm driving a car* to impress her, she's gonna have a bad time.

beautiful datsun, i love these things.

The bit about Baby Wert being lugged around in your abdominal pouch as he suckled on a vestigial teat was in fact a smidge weird. But we all have our things, I suppose. Your secret is safe with me.

LOOK HERE, P. George: NEVER bad mouth my jean shorts or my 56k connection. I had both of those things when my friend's mother had that badass twin turbo 300ZX with four wheel steering.

300ZX headlights make almost everything look better.

Well, Acura is doing the same thing over and over again. I felt it fit.

I've gotta agree with everyone else who sees your generous display of ignorance. I have a 5 year old, and I do have a hard time understanding how someone can make this mistake. But it's people like you that this inevitably happens to. The ones who say "oh yea, those guys are just bad parents. That would never happen…

EVERY PARENT with a car should have this. It's easy to judge from the sidelines, but kids add to stress and lack of sleep; couple that with possible changes in everyday routines that we tend to perform mindlessly (ever get distracted while driving on a weekend and start driving to work? Same deal) and it is very…

If you can't even understand the simple fact that the importance of a task is a separate matter from the mundaneness of a task, you are lacking in the normal level of insight that would be expected in a reasonably mentally healthy adult of ordinary intelligence, and are almost certainly incapable of raising a child…

Fuck me, that was an emotional read. Thank you. That offered brutally germain perspective on the matter.