On the contrary, I can see the driver’s lack of license being a wiggle point for the tow company to get itself off the hook for having to pay for anything. They’ll do anything they can to absolve themselves of responsibility. God knows they do it enough when they’re towing regular schmoes’ cars.

Alonso’s a different person than when last he drove with Hamilton.

Did you finally figure out where the break in the wire was between the sense port of your voltage regulator and the battery?

But can he do the Fandango?

The air conditioning in my 1971 240Z leaves a lot to be desired.

Strap on, apply directly to anus.

I personally find that no fewer than 46 10mm sockets can usually guarantee that you can tighten/loosen that one nut or bolt.

Who would finance a Touareg?

Who the hell would pay a $1200 per month loan for the privilege of driving a TDI?

I backed my Datsun 240Z into a parking spot today.

So, what happens when the bolt head lets go and you smash the digital display of that fancy torque wrench against a steering knuckle?

I’ve had the motor of my Z32 twin turbo in and out of the bay twice.

The only real way we’re going to see improvement in smaller engines is by extracting more power per unit of fuel (that is, improving thermal efficiency). F1 engines do it with Homogeneous Charge Compression Ignition, and they’re (supposedly) getting up to 50% of the BTU of the fuel consumed converted to crank motion.

Does “Faraday Future” pay Jalopnik in blumpkins or something?

I get irritated if it takes longer than 10 minutes to get to work.

I’ve had the issue of a runaway alternator before. I’ve got an internally regulated alternator on my 240Z, and the runaway (jump to +18V) happened because the sense wire failed (to chooch).

That’s how I remember the firing order in my Datsun!

Was waiting for “Tiny Handsers”, but came away way more impressed than I had hoped.

I was just hoping her open letter would be a .gif of Curly Bill from Tombstone saying, “Well, bye”.

I’m sure the non-millionaire people who owned Citigroup, Lehman Brothers, and Fannie Mae stock in 2007 pretty vehemently disagree with you on whether capital losses are a “loophole”.