Just when i think I’ve gotten to the end of the article...it keeps going...the scrolling lag alone is reason this article was wayyyy too long!

LW#1, your “wife” wanted to have that one last meeting in the hopes that she could convince the other dirtbag to leave his wife and family so she could do then same. He turned her down and now she’s going back to the safer choice. Dump her and avoid years of pain and misery. 

Out of all the reasons to be mad at Capcom, the thing I’m saltiest about is that they never brought RE7's VR mode over to PC.

Mass Effect.

It got there first, people got used to it and people hate change.

Now, Steam’s offerings are really good, but they’re not good enough to avoid other platforms entirely if the deals are right especially given how easy it is to switch between games on different platforms. 

We let the Valve Time happen before we announced the game.

Humans in video games are not human enough to make comedy work. The timing is always off. In ‘Portals (2), the comedy comes from robots and disembodied voices like Stephen Merchant and JK Simmons and it’s genius.

This site gets excited for every Star Wars / Marvel movie.  I’m sure Avatar won’t be worse than any of those.

I’ve always loved it for its art direction (it’s the first time I can remember seeing a fully unique fictional ecosystem displayed in such visual detail), as well as having one of the finest soundtracks of all time (albeit I’m an unrepentant Horner superfan, so take it with a grain of salt). Story’s shit, acting is…

not that, but where the first part would end. Besides a comment about “the midgard section being big enough for its own game” , there’s been no talks about how the game will be divided or how many parts, how the progress will be carried on etc.

Also, they conveniently forget how many Republicans were talking about impeaching Hillary months before the election.

It sure would be nice if someone were to remind every single one of these assholes bitching about lack of due process that President Jackass was invited several times over the course of this to have counsel involved. Every time he refused on the basis that this impeachment inquiry was, somehow, illegitimate.

The xbox series X.  Because fuck everyone’s horizontally spaced table cabinets.

Sounds... Tricky 

Infinite was flawed, but my God, that ending....

I mean Red Dead Redemption 2 was published by 2K and it has a huge single player component with no microtransactions. It also has an online component with them, but if you're not interested in that, then the whole single player is still untouched. 

I actually think FFX has a better ending. It was far more emotional for me and warped up the whole game pretty nicely even if it was sad.

FFXV feel a little similar but it was just too abrupt.

I have no fucking clue how the orange box isn’t on Switch. At least a Portal 1 & 2 bundle. That game would be fun as hell on the Switch.

The more you see Nausicaa, the more you realise it’s half a movie. Ghibli has always struggled with adaptations, and even though this was Miyazaki adapting himself, there are just too many leaps and holes in the story to put it any higher.

Exactly. It’s the one film where everything came together.