Not a single interior picture? Even as the seller waxes poetic about how the roof rack “enhances the vehicle’s culture” — Gaak! — not a single mention of it in the text either. And this is the wife’s wheels — with a recovery kit stuck to said cultural roof rack and enough lights to be seen from space. Hmmmm ...

/rushes to typewriter, hurriedly pens script about a young man who has a bicycle accident on radioactive road and becomes the superhero Road Rash.

-I understand that someone has forced your Waymo vehicle to stop and is trying to assault you. Let me get you some help for this issue.

And here I thought I was in for something like this...

*Ahem* 🎶I’m reading this list, checking it twice. What do you mean you broke the pipe vice?! Maintenance mechanic is wearing a frown.

Toyota’s Bronze Age says, “Hold my Sapporo.”

I lost multiple pocket knives with 1.25" blades before I finally got it firmly into my head to NOT slip them into my pocket when travelling. It’s worse now that my wife and I are committed to not checking bags when we fly, so now I can’t have one with me at all.

Next time I see the giant speed bump with a massive scrape on it, a trail of oil leading to the side of the road, and a definitely not lowered car at the end of the trail I’ll get a picture.  I’ve seen it twice now, and I haven’t even lived in this neighborhood for a year.

Ok, hear me out:

I dont always make mistakes when I work on my vehicles, but when I do, I almost always find out after I’ve buttoned everything back up and go to drive it.

I work for a fortune 5 company’s IT service desk, and same. Our department is heavily diverse, except for women. We actually would like to hire more women, but statistically, they don’t really apply in the same numbers as men. The last girl I wanted to contract on with us, the company decided not to use that…

As God as my witness, I thought drones could fly

Southern Indian rats be all, “What’s up with this mild-ass shit?  Can I get a few ghosts and maybe a reaper in my tape buffet?”

Color me insensitive, but are we really laying this burden on manufacturers? At what point do we draw the line and let Darwinism keep the souls it deserves without adding a few hundred dollars and an extra annoyance to the cost of a new vehicle?  

San Francisco has the Millennium Tower which REALLY was sinking. The Millennium Tower in San Francisco is sinking and tilting for a number of reasons, including:

Someone was telling me that once upon a time, beach front property was once seen as low class from the rich people. Until they saw poor people having fun and they didn’t like that, so they decided to leave the mountains for the beach and kick the poors more inland...Basically the beaches crumbling apart is a virtual…

I don’t see this doing well. Spain gets super windy and if you’re trying to get from Ibiza to the mainland, I can see flights getting cancelled over it. I run into similar when I fly out of Gibraltar because of the Levante (not the car).

It breaks the staging beams. The wire wheels are too insubstantial for that. For a cacklefest car, of course, it’s just there for the right look.

This show that driving is inherently more dangerous than flying, you mind your own business, waiting for the read light to turn green, when all of a sudden a plane crashes into you...

I have $20 on some meal replacement protein slop for techies who “don’t have time to eat” and sold on TikTok by ultra-punchable influencers. Maybe a side bet on having CBD in it.