By that time a seller would have to pay you to take one.

Lamborghini Urus “hey look at me i’m rich enough to afford a ‘lambo’ everyone give me attention“

I thought I was the only one who remembered the Funkmaster Flex Expedition and thought the same thing, like...they practically handed you that tie-in with the Flex!

Car people would legit rather receive windshield wipers or washer fluid than the vast majority of generic automobilia given to them each holiday season. 

It's not that they believe the hype, they believe there is a "greater fool" who will believe the hype. As long as there is a greater fool to sell to, they don't really care.

“It should’ve been the modern Chrysler Sebring...” Why? Why would you wish that on anything ever? Those were awful awful vehicles. All the quality control of Chrysler in a convertible that ran sometimes...maybe...and was the ultimate penalty box rental car.

These guys are money pimps. They don’t know, or care to know, how the auto industry works. They just want to generate churn in auto stock values. They don’t even care if it’s up or down, because they can make money either way.

This is now society’s driving morals.

Whatever you pay, charge it. It’s likely you won’t live to see the bill at the end of the month :)

The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

He could have lived streamed just with a mobile phone then. One could assume the Baja Peninsula doesn’t have great cell coverage. 

You have a good point, but you have to remember than when an Altima crashes, the dimension in Hell from which they sprang is opened, and the wreck is sucked back home, so there’s less evidence?

I don’t see the Altima anywhere on those lists.

You are not its mother, you are its owner. Its keeper. You failed to keep your pet in good condition, and thus failed to earn the privilege of owning one.

I can absolutely see why so many people are confused:

It’s an outrage! there is nothing on earth that improves the great outdoors like the clouds of diesel exhaust pouring from a slow moving, stuck in traffic RV as it ponderously blocks traffic and slowly crawls ahead in an endless ant-column of vehicles all wanting to see the glory of our state and national park system.

That $250K Class A now comes with a $5K service charge that gives it it’s own post office box and company registration in Montana.

“...EMERGENCY RELEASE LATCHES FOR THE MODEL Y’s REAR DOORS ARE HIDDEN BENEATH A MAT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DOOR POCKET. ONCE THAT’S REMOVED, A RED TAB OPENS AN ACCESS HATCH THAT REVEALS AN EMERGENCY RELEASE CABLE...!”

The last words your fast-googling friend will scream in the seconds between the crash and you all burning…

I had the misfortune of having to try and sell these new. They were always going to be niche, but calling it “Silverwing” might have helped some. Honda really had some underappreciated gems in this era. This, the original Transalp, the CB1 and the NT650 were all absolutely fantastic bikes that ate flooring charges…

Pulls the DUI list (from 2022)...