Agree on the glossy battleship grey.

Whenever I point this out to Coloradoans, they always go “oh, that’s why they do that!”.  Where Colorado registration stickers go on the license plate:

I’d argue that the Prius is the OG woke car.

When I was car shopping with my wife in 2014, we were at a Ford dealer looking at a Ford Focus in “Blue Candy”. The dealer tried talking us out of buying it because “in 5 years you’re going to look back and say wow, that was such a 2014 blue”. We ended up getting a Soul Red Mazda6 instead at a different dealer. Just…

4th Gear:

All I see is a car that could only be sponsored by TGI Friday’s:

BMW was listed by mechanics surveyed by  ar and Driver as the biggest money pits of all manufacturers along with KIA

That’s what everyone will go with until some old busy body keeps asking questions between her knitting projects.

At this point, Jalop writers are probably leaving errors in to reassure us they aren’t generative AI. As opposed to before, when they just weren’t being paid enough to care.

There are things missing and/or broken, but I still adore it.

Yes, there is a reason. It’s that other car makers distribute their sales over many, many more models than Tesla does. Even among BEVs.

The one automaker which (to my knowledge) has never had a safety-related recall.

No one on Jalopnik has mentioned Vinfast because Jalopnik readers know a bit about cars.

It has to be the Saturn Ion. This thing was trash, even by mid 00's standards.

How about a six-wheel, stretch Olds Toronado?

Hell yeah! As a kid I was constantly in airports due to my fathers and grandfathers work and was obsessed with airport service vehicles and am old enough to remember some of these things.  Cleveland Power and Performance is resurrecting an old Jetway.

Will 100% cut your lip when you go to drink from it, crush your finger putting the top on, and disintegrate on contact with oat milk.

As an old geezer, this is what makes me hate Teslas (and any other car brand that goes the same route).

Wife just sent me this with “probably about the same build quality as a real one” https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/producers-pride-camper-tractor-chicken-coop-8-bird-capacity

If you’re using “Full Self Driving” in New York, you have already made a very bad decision. Just deciding to drive in New York is a bad idea. Park in Jersey and take the Path train in.