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That would also obscure panel gap problems a bit.

We need it to counter all the fanboi channels pumping out pro-musk content and misinformation while they fellate the Afrikaaner fascist.

GTA5 required you to push buttons on a controller.

The other problem is finding repair shops that will repair to sub-micron tolerances.

Every time I was in Paris I wanted a C4 Cactus

The one I REALLY WANT

You know something that often gets overlooked in the Mad Max movies? Tires. Rough terrain+old tires means a bad time. Especially on something as heavy as the war rig or say a cyber truck. 

Cybertruck for when your “Heavy Off-roading” is a Starbucks drive thru and you need a bed to haul a pound of high-end french roast with some quinoa

Is Wasteland Steve the new Fancy Kristen? I’m here for it.

People who don’t buy winter tires, don’t know how to drive, and still insist on going out on the roads on the handful of bad days, even if we’ve known for days there was going to be a heavier snowfall. It’s infuriating to be stuck in a long line of cars just to see one vehicle impotently spinning its wheels holding

...or someone was a big fan of these growing up and decided to fulfill their childhood dream of making an entire car out of them:

Maybe next week I’ll light the wheelie bin on fire and push it down the driveway. 

How much to install an actual dashboard?

The Cybertruck not coming equipped with a spare tire and requiring the optional spare to be carried in the bed, tells you everything you need to know about its intended use as a “truck”.

It was a VERY visible cock-up that was televised live on the news. There was no really way they were going to back out of this one that easily.

When I read “Austin Car Dealer” I couldn’t believe that there were enough Austins left to have an exclusive dealership, since they stopped production in the 1970's.  One of my favorite model cars as a kid was one of the bigger Austin Healeys.

Personally, I insist on being able to slip around like an otter on a water slide, while getting blinded from sunlight reflecting off every possible surface at the same time.

As of a year ago, according to NBC Los Angeles, 66 people from 12 different addresses were still in city paid hotel rooms, 87 of the 408 total claims against the city were settled, the LAPD had paid out $281,316.13 to victims, the LA city council provided an additional $10,000 per the 26 most severely affected