- “I’ve got you all trapped now”
looks at the camera
winks

Ackbar should have lived and been the one to stay behind and kamikaze the ship, saying something like “I’ve got you all trapped now”. OT legend and you kill him off-screen for a pointless misdirection twist? Laura Dern is a fine actress and all, but that whole mutiny subplot was ridiculous.

I want a Venn diagram of things on that list and the W-S catalog.

Now all we need is the article on all the things people shoved up their asses this year and 2017 will be complete!

What if I’m equally unnerved by Google’s corporate practices and would like to avoid them as well?

It’s”Right to Life”. After that you’re on your own.

I think the CIA tried in the ‘70s to weaponize whatever it is you’re on but couldn’t quite get the formula right

i didn’t see Interstellar, so i’ll just assume this was the plot of it

That was beautiful and terrifying at the same time. Well done.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

I have a motto that I’ve been saying for years:

An American moron who likes the flavour of grease and the texture of hot gum.

in the 250 hours he’s spent attempting Dam 0:52

Yep, came here to say this. If you’re honestly taking a loan from fucking Instagram, I don’t have much sympathy for you.

Isn’t the point of it being a toy in the first place?

That’s like saying “how to switch from Porsche to Kia”

I spent much of Friday putting things in carts and not buying.

I got a copy of Rise of the Tomb Raider for PS4 to go with my still-shrinkwrapped copy of Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition I picked up Black Friday 2015. I played it on 360 and LOVED it, and really want to get caught up, maybe I’ll play them one day.

Didn’t have to work retail for the first time in fifteen years, so I stayed home and away from all you crazy folks.

Added probably close to $1000 worth of stuff to various shopping carts over the weekend. Ended up only pulling the trigger on a $15 fleece and $70 worth of steam games (down from the $150 originally in my…

And that’s a complaint going back to the original SW Battlefront games; I think it was EGM who said controlling characters in those games felt like controlling action figures. There’s a real lack of heft and feedback to the action, which isn’t crippling, but can be disorienting.