I can’t blame the Vikings for doing damage control. They’re just trying to prevent this from mushrooming into a suspension.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

There cannot be a Bond song post without this. IMO, it’s the best of the modern Bond songs.

I found the fact that they tried to make him human was weakest point of the game. At the end of my game I had ~350 people killed by Drake. And for what reason? Because they wanted the same treasure as he did, boohoo. In games 1-3 that wasn’t that much of a problem, but by adding realism and “he is just trying to…

That’s how I felt about Uncharted 3! The gunfights were too drawn out, the “holy shit” moments felt like they were trying too hard, and too often. Unlike Uncharted 2, which I loved, 3 felt like a chore.

A Michigan cop once told me that -all things considered- the ideal place to stop is at the stop line itself, or just behind the crosswalk. He wasn’t quoting specific laws to back up his point, but his logic behind this was pretty solid. Basically, the idea is that you NEVER enter an intersection that you cannot…

You know how every president ages like shit during their term? This is going to be the administration where we all age like shit.

You’re not the only one. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw the title of the game was this:

Its always interesting to see whether the blatant favoritism to women overrides the blatant favoritism to blacks in stories like these.

Track: I Am The Spell | Artist: Integrity | Album: Howling, For The Nightmare Shall Consume

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

And Trump uses this type of formulation specifically to manipulate the listener to give him the benefit of the doubt in case he’s being called on his bullshit.

You’re so full of shit.

i thought Trump was the Russian listening device.

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Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

I mean this is just deconstructed nachos and you were a genius child.

The bar is so low, I’m just glad they didn’t wear blackface in front of Michelle’s portrait.

In North Korea all arcade cabinets show that KJU has the highest score.