I can’t blame the Vikings for doing damage control. They’re just trying to prevent this from mushrooming into a suspension.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

I found the fact that they tried to make him human was weakest point of the game. At the end of my game I had ~350 people killed by Drake. And for what reason? Because they wanted the same treasure as he did, boohoo. In games 1-3 that wasn’t that much of a problem, but by adding realism and “he is just trying to…

That’s how I felt about Uncharted 3! The gunfights were too drawn out, the “holy shit” moments felt like they were trying too hard, and too often. Unlike Uncharted 2, which I loved, 3 felt like a chore.

A Michigan cop once told me that -all things considered- the ideal place to stop is at the stop line itself, or just behind the crosswalk. He wasn’t quoting specific laws to back up his point, but his logic behind this was pretty solid. Basically, the idea is that you NEVER enter an intersection that you cannot…

You’re not the only one. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw the title of the game was this:

Its always interesting to see whether the blatant favoritism to women overrides the blatant favoritism to blacks in stories like these.

Track: I Am The Spell | Artist: Integrity | Album: Howling, For The Nightmare Shall Consume

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

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Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

I mean this is just deconstructed nachos and you were a genius child.

The bar is so low, I’m just glad they didn’t wear blackface in front of Michelle’s portrait.

Douchebags unite!!!

In North Korea all arcade cabinets show that KJU has the highest score.

Raincoat raft, not garbage bags.

Well every era probably has a surprise inmate scheme; think how long ago those masks and raft were employed? Several years ahead some clever con will set up a virtual reality of inmates sleeping peacefully in their beds while facilitating a mass breakout.

The fuck? Nobody knew what Corona was in the 1990s? That’s bullshit, flat out, not true. Corona is, and was then, a mass market beer, and (I’ve been told) was the beer to buy at any event at which Jimmy Buffet performed. Everybody knew what it was, and they loved the nuance of dropping a lime sliver in the top. It was…

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

I’m not sure of the year/creator, but a place near me used to have an Addams Family table that was really fun to play.