They are using him. The MINUTE Cheeto McStupidHair won’t sign off on one their horrible Randian laws, they will impeach him.

Really all you need to do to keep Vader off is your ship is line the hallways with sand, he hates that.

“Oh so you were that little bitch in the black cape on the spacedock!”

rumour has it there was a circumcision option in the beta, but it was cut.

Maybe Darth Vader has some sort of mystical power that would enable him to sense something like that ;-)

Renegade 4 life

Thanks for this but I have a better solution.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Here’s an alternate theory: they are all completely out of their depth and have no idea what to do, how to look, where to walk, what to carry or not carry, when to sit down, when to stand up, which fork to use etc etc.

Who the fuck does that? I think your aunt was actually trying to kill you all.

Sometimes it’s actually both.

I don’t know if it is that big of a time issue, since Rey and Finn spend a good bit of time escaping from the empire and then fucking around with rathtars.

I wonder if beating up trees makes her poplar at school. Hey, I’m just ashing questions.

All those times I can’t remember the metric conversion ratio, but can remember the fibonacci sequence?

At least you didn’t add ice cubes to your drink...

Came to see if the 2 ingredients were cinnamon and whiskey.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Bob the intern was parking the TIE fighter, and accidentally flew into the shot.

A WINNER IS YOU

Came here to post exactly that! Well done!