Wow. You validated one of the puzzles vexing more than a few of my auto-pilot commutes.

The modeling of the urinal is interesting. I’ve always wondered if the concave shape was designed to minimize back splash. This game could be used to test it out!

I love the TV station graphic artist’s title for the guy: “Stabbed”

Any Police Academy references?

I think there are many that would agree with you.

Back in the day of Leisure Suit Larry and MacFoxes, we used to call that Panic Button....

Go wash your vag out in a sink. Pansy.

And don’t forget that you need to reenter the info at each screen.

Dazzle camo on a gaming proto?

I had a giddy time playing through map after map on horseback. The sabre range is indeed powerful... and immortal.

Boo fucking Hoo

“Something” about Lochte makes me think he LIKES to be the center of attention didn't happen in the pool, so…

Maybe you should pretend. You’re wrong.

Exactly. Boo Hoo! Little Miss Rancho Santa Fe was ‘forced’ to move to LA so she could practice with the band. Starfucker.

Crocs ‘cushioned crew length’ socks. Soft, supportive, wicks away sweat, lasting elastic.

Crocs ‘cushioned crew length’ socks. Soft, supportive, wicks away sweat, lasting elastic.

I guess finding “the point” in 3 paragraphs and 1000+ words of Kinja vomit is hard.

There’s no age limit on Chipotle kids menu. Your point is invalid.

The DSC blades and handles are just Dorco rebranded. Unfortunately, I find the Dorco blade break way too often. The pivot joint between the blade cartridge and handle is very weak, and the plastic part on the cartridge will slide and snap. A wasted blade cartridge before the blades ever wear dull.

It was meant to be an ironic reply.