Maybe you have 50 mins to slow roast your sausages. I don’t. So, turning down the heat isn’t viable. Plus, using the direct grill/low temp/timewaster method, they still tend to inflate the space between the casing and stuffing with juices, which inevitably breaks.

That’s not enough, just to turn down the heat.

Baseball players are nerds by birth. Add in healthy doses of weight training and ego stroking, and they’ll all threaten to throw down; but they seldom do.

whats wrong with that? they are the cheapest in my area.

Zoe’s Kitchen. You get a “goodie” for your next visit every time you scan your receipt. Goodies include: 1/2 price sandwich, free side, free soup, free Limeade, free piece of cake, $X/%Y off family meals.

Bobby Baun (and other NHL players everywhere) are laughing all the way to the dentists/orthopedists...

What she does best is botox and Vagisil

Peter Laviolette does it again. Game 7 heroics. Deep playoff run. Stanley Cup almost in reach.

Accidental, LOL! Laughton was off balance and Carlson checked him at the goal line. In the “old days”, they used to call this boarding.

You win the Internets for today.

That song was great. Would love to know who did it.

Penalty? No Penalty? Nevermind, it’s Pittsburgh. I already know the answer.

Is that Rockets Redglare and his pear-shaped, post-lap-band body trying to rip that biker off the crotch rocket?

Tied for last playoff spot or one game a head of a playoff spot? How exactly does that translate to “comfortably in a playoff spot a week ago?”

Sadly, they aren’t the Bullies anymore. No Schultz. No Carcillo. No Brashear... and I’m happy about that.

Ever? That question alone sells you out as the half hearted hockey fan that fills the Penguins rank and file. I guess your Pens fandom started with the Crosby era, but conveniently ignores the 6 years of tanking that preceded it.

Takes a special set of Kinja balls to return today after your win. Had you lost, you’d disappear like the other half-hearted Pens fans that nearly sold away their franchise.

Damn shame he’ll get 86'd from playoffs in just 3 remaining games against the Flyers.