Its also implied that they’ve been “dating” since she was sixteen. Or he could have been just helping her with her homework.

I don’t know. This country was started by racist puritanical assholes and it looks like we’ll always be dealing with those issues. Hundreds of years of slavery and lynchings and murders and burned churches (Hell, burned towns) and Jim Crow and white flight and voter suppression and cop killings and the list goes on…

It’s just that if you’re famous, no matter what you do, there is someone somewhere that thinks they can still make money off of you. Also many people seem to have a flow chart view of sexual assault and harassment. (“Yeah, Louis CK jerked off in front of them, but its not like he raped them! He wrote a sort-of…

They never stop being a police officer. They are technically on duty 24/7 and retain all their powers even out of uniform. However, they should always have their ID/badge on them.

That’s the first time I’ve heard of a teacher keeping their teaching license after something like this. Seems like a pyrrhic victory anyway because there’s no way she’s ever going to be allowed back in a classroom again.

She’ll be the first black woman to ever receive such an honor, People Magazine reports.

He obviously could care less about his royal duties. There was that bit of tension last year between him and the Queen when he requested that Kate have her duties lessened permanently because she preferred to concentrate on raising the kids. I think people wouldn’t mind so much if William had a career he wanted to…

The leading theory over at Reddit is that all the weird credit card debt/baseball ticket business was actually to mask payments to the woman in this letter as she had threatened to go public with whatever happened in high school when he was nominated to the U.S. appeals court.

I was getting pissed when the interviewer kept asking her if she felt she had led him on or gave him cues or whatever. What the hell? She’s trying to conduct a business meeting while the powerful guy whom she has to convince to buy her product is basically manhandling her. You can tell she’s trying to maintain…

You would think that a royal would have a private pooping garden for their pets. It’s not like the Queen had to take the Corgis out in front of Buckingham Palace to do their business. Although that would be quite the show for the tourists. Retainers running everywhere picking up poops.

The Rock suits are the pinnacle of fashion. The amount of fabric required as well as getting the cuts just right on all that mass? Peak baller.

How do I put this....that intensity gives me the vapors and I may need my fainting couch. I know she’s angry and if I was on the receiving end, the best course of action would be to retreat from the room....heck, from the zip code....until things cooled off. But damn. That little eye flash at the end? My boxers right…

Can we give it up for the portrayal of Ray Don. Guy about twenty years past his prime with the gold chains and the shirt unbuttoned almost down to his navel. Pure swarminess. And who is he calling? “Ray, why are you calling me? Getting frozen out? Ray, we’re both in our sixties, man! I’m babysitting my grandkids now,…

I’m no expert nor a mind reader, but I’m willing to bet if old Pistol Pete didn’t have his gun, he would have just left them alone and tipped upstairs to bang whichever student he’s having the affair with. Then again, I might be wrong. If they don’t have a gun, they pull the phone out and call the cops. Then the cops…

Speaking of Hit & Run, there’s that story in there of when Jon Peters and Peter Guber met with Dawn Steel, who was the head of Columbia Pictures while the sale of the studio to Sony was being finalized. Sony had already announced that Peters and Guber were going to run the studio after the takeover and Dawn Steel…

Nothing really to add. Just abiding by my own policy to always post in columns mentioning Kelly Rowland. Hey, Kelly!

Even if we take her entire story at face value, it’s still open-and-shut manslaughter. But you can already see where they’re going with this. She was tired. She thought she was in her own apartment. He didn’t listen to her commands. I really do feel that they’re going to treat this as a stand-your-ground issue. Just a…

I’m guessing she told everyone she thought it was her apartment so she can take advantage of the Stand Your Ground laws in Texas. Or maybe just being at the same apartment complex works.

Her ethnic background doesn’t really matter. She works for the administration and assists Stephen Miller in crafting all the horrible immigration policies. Could the gesture be an accident? Possibly. But just because a person has Jewish ancestors or is even Jewish themselves doesn’t automatically mean they can’t have…

Oh, yeah. If this was a civilian accused of these crimes with this much circumstantial evidence, they would have received a trial. It’s not like they need a body to pursue it.