Did someone tell Elmo that whacky tobacky isn’t legal for federal employees?

Keep calling him what he is: a convicted felon (and rapist, failed businessman, classified document stealer/traitor, military basher/traitor, dictator lover/traitor).

Rounding up millions of people based on citizenship/ethnicity, shoving them into rail cars, and shipping them to a nice, friendly, walled camp/no-mans-land at the border. There will be so many people there that you might even call it a high concentration of people. Maybe it would be convenient to call it a…

I dunno. The husbands response to the accident was slobbing Elon’s knob rather than demanding change. Maybe that’s just rich people hating each other though.

The former Department of Transportation and wife of Senator Turtle McTurtle Neck Elain Choa’s sister drowned after her tesla rolled into a pond and couldnt get out of the car

youd think that would be enough to make some sort of federal mandate

Exactly. The assembly line labour cost to install the backup handle is the same as installing a regular mechanical handle. If they want low effort they can add an electric actuator to the mechanical system as a ‘booster’ but both the inside and outside handles should open without any power in the car.

Jimmy? Is that you?

The fact that it is required to engineer and implement a mechanical “back up” suggests to me that it is absolutely not cheaper or more cost effective to go with electronic door pulls.

First off, middle of the pack?? They are entirely hidden from view... on purpose! You really think that is a good idea in any way? If so, please explain. And while you’re at it, go ahead and list all of the cars that also have completely hidden door handles and why they aren’t equally dumb.

Have you heard of “disruption” good sir?  

Gotta keep his audience distracted from his scandal of the month.

Because it’s futury!!

The cabin is fully intact; crumple zones absorbed the impact forces. They burned to death.

It’s painfully obvious how Trump won a second time.

Can you imagine the morons who sat there designing this thing and literally thought “how can we better hide this emergency release latch so it can’t be seen at all?”

“Dad?”

Impossible. Elon invented the electric car, and certainly electronic door latches.

Teslas are deathtraps and everyone buying one is signing their own death certificate and funding fascism.

Thank God Tesla came along to save us from the horrors of manual door handles. If not for their work, imagine the terrors we would be forced to endure.