“Let me see that card!”

It’s just a good example of vertical intergortion.

It’s always the other one!

Yes, hello, I'm here to invest in these BonerDollers you speak of.

Sally sounds like a diva, which is a female version of a hustler 

Out of interest, does anyone actively dislike Cavill as Superman? Not the characterization (Snyder seems hellbent on destroying him) but Cavill as Superman.

Whatever, advertorials never work. So I’m just going to keep kickin’ back to the sweet Laurel Canyon sound of Dawes

I see stories on the local news and here on these blogs that are clearly just minimally edited press releases.

“Would anyone actually run this?!”

Amazon put this out on Business Wire and idiots picked it up and ran with it. News flash: Business Wire is a service that businesses use to promote themselves and send out press releases. Unless you’re trash, don’t run that shit.

Twitter is completely stifling free speech and I, as president, will not allow it to happen!

You must not have gotten the AVClub style guide. It’s “...Woody Allen (unfortunately)...”

“Excuse me, I’d like to make this ant movie.”

RIP Ass Dan

BONG

I got a Community notification for—oh wait, that makes sense. 

So, guys, which episode is your favorite?  I think mine is the one where they laugh and clink glasses at the end.

See, I’m very familiar with her work and I think she is a lazy gross out comic who continually goes back to the same few tired schticks over and over again and this looks like exactly more of that. Crazy wacky over-sexualized lady with rubber face! Gross out body humor! Oh man, I wonder if there will be over the top…

I’m waiting to hear from Dr. Spaceman.

Mr. Hanks tries his utmost in an otherwise middling and erstwhile entry into the SNL canon.  C+