I love Jalopnik! But do you guys purposely write with disregard to grammar and proper speech? Do you ever try to be poetic with your writing? Like Chris Harris or Angus McKenzie?

What’s your thoughts on Motor Trend? Do you see them as competitors or is Jalopnik more of a horny rabbit 🐇 kind of site just?

Do you guys all work in an office, remotely or a mix of both?

Who’s cuter, Miss Lee or the Texan?

Same shit different day. Everybody getting hit up, the blacks, the Hispanics, the Arabic people, the Native Americans, Indians, if you ain’t white in America you don’t belong apparently. Which is weird since natives were here long before people of European descent.

Is this just a bitch session? I mean really what does this have to do with anything?

Naw bruh, we Tesla shareholders are very happy. Can somebody say $400 a share?

While everyone is bitchin, I’m busy raking in all this money from my tesla stocks! My portfolio never performed this good before! Go Tesla! Making your shareholders proud Elon, JB, and crew!

Maybe if it had ludicrous mode, autopilot, and free long range road trips, maybe Tesla wouldn’t have eaten Cadillac’s lunch. There is a new American Luxury Sedan in town baby!

Will it have LUDICROUS MODE?

Everybody is going maximum plaid on the Auto Dealers Crony Capitalism! Let the free markets be free.

They should just cover the concrete with rubber in that area, similar to how a parent baby-proofs the house when their newborn starts crawling and walking.

Optimus Prime, I’m coming for you.

Thank you for pointing that out! Everybody seems to have an instant bitchy moan response to anything electric with 4 wheels.

Elon’s on the job!

R.I.G. Rest In Glory fallen comrades.

It would never be built they said! The company would fail they said! Ha.

QUIT BITCHIN!