It’s called Chavacano. I'm from Zamboanga City and I speak it. The syntax and language structure is greatly simplified and has a ton of loanwords, but we're proud to call ourselves Asia's Latin City.

Please just make this.

*Sigh* Terranigma, there were so many good things about you. You were the first game to make me cry, the first game that made me idolize the protagonist, the first game to make me realize that human progress is a worthy ambition. Your soundtrack was stunning, your boss fights were thrilling, your story was one of the…

It’s partly called Crunchyroll. You can get the money to the producers, yeah, but not directly, and not all of it of course. And you have less of a voice in the direction a studio takes since you’re basically at the storefront.

Yeah, but the reason they’re popular is because they’re popular with the fans who give them money. In other words, if Parasyte and Another had a sustainable, money-making fanbase, they’d be churning out more of those too. The problem is that while some people may be willing to support the industry, there’s no…

Everyone really seems so pumped about this, while I’m sitting here, having only played MechWarrior 3 and 4, and knowing very little about the lore. Besides playing the tabletop game, how can I learn more about the Battletech universe?

I’m surprised that this article doesn’t actually try to directly address the cause of the stress: poor game performance.

Yume janai yo, Umaru!

This is one of the few times my brain struggles to tell if what someone’s saying is sarcastic or not, because most eroge I’ve played do indeed have a legitimately good story.

That’s Sawa from Tari Tari, which has a plot that’s as non-erotic as you can get. I wonder how I missed that the first time around.

For some reason all I hear when watching this video is, “Heeeeere we aaaaare, born to be kings...”

So this game is basically more-colorful Armadillo Run?

My regular work week is 50 hours, and depending on what shift I’m on it can be pretty relaxing to borderline nerve-fraying. Add that to the fact that my team is understaffed and constantly has to do overtime...I’m glad that a transfer opportunity is coming up in six months.

I had to google that to make sure it was legit. Imagine my surprise when I saw that it was.

It’s very likely that someone knows what’s up, and only that someone. Most probably the guy who wrote that on the costume.

Huh, I’m surprised that I already ate this before the article came out. It basically tastes like a Twister, except, you know, like chicken.

This is the joke I was gonna make.

Ah, but the PSP version has an unofficial, 100% translated English patch. Was never an issue for me.

They released Valkyria Chronicles in English on PC recently, didn’t they? But, to be fair, it was a PS3 port that already had the assets in. But still, I bet they didn’t expect much, then it came out on Steam and hit top of the charts on release day.

You haven’t seen “same-face syndrome” until you’ve seen Tony.