Lesbian Super Mario Brothers!

Wasn't "shitkids" the original name of the garbage pail kids?

Did they ever mention that the detective got her brains blown out after it happened, or did they just gloss over it? It seems like the dad would be a little concerned as to how that happened.

I'm usually pretty tolerant of Wiig, but last night was too much. She reminded me of Michael Scott in improv class, I just wanted it to be over and felt bad for everyone else in the sketch that had to deal with it.

I Baumbached my photos and now everyone in them is an insufferable prick. Hipsters still love them though.

But there was no stirring this week! Way to kill the momentum writers. Next week better have a hula hoop or jackhammer or something:

Chocolate milk
I don't know about you guys, but I had to stop what I was doing when Gloria was stirring that chocolate milk. Good lord. I've missed this show.

I like the rather redundantly named Chicago reporter Dick Johnson.

Hot cheetos are what's wrong with America today. I remember in high school the only other Mexican kid in my class would eat a large bag of flamin hot cheetos and a bottle of Dr Pepper brought in a plastic kmart bag for lunch every day. I remember thinking this was very depressing and from that moment, I vowed to…

Dunham v Dunham
Was I the only one hoping for a George sr/Oscar type fight where neither would be able to land a hit?

"Faster grandma, grandma's gaining on us!"

I don't know if this season is that good, but you'll have to agree that this is the highest numbered season of the office yet.

Claire's spill was magnificent, first I laughed, then I felt bad, then I laughed some more. That step really is the best inanimate character since that carbon rod.

Island justice>socialism>marxism

Ben's glasses
Is it possible for anyone to wear those small circle frame glasses without looking like a total dick?

I too demand perfection from this free website.

"Fuck Jay Leno" should become parting words for every statement. I'll only be happy when the final words of the state of the union address are, "God bless America, and fuck Jay Leno."

My favorite was Michael testing Damon's award to see if it was sharp enough to impale him.

I hate to derail this further, but why couldn't Ben see him if it was Smokey? It seems everyone can see him. I know later it was Smokey when he was Christian Shepard with Claire.

What about poonjamas?