Says the guy calling people lame and dense, while being too lame and dense to understand what Rena was getting at. Then again, nobody is approving your "shit" comments. Stay salty.

Probably like 20-30k years or whatever the half life is. I'm sure they can come up with something that sped up the process or similar since the game isn't exactly trying to be realistic in all aspects, what with the mutant telepathic teleporting talking people monsters and whatnot.

This is cool. I'm sort of hoping the next Metro game will have a bit of a timeskip where the radiation has calmed just enough so that they've started rebuilding outside of the tunnels on land again and we have a futuristic(not necessarily high-tech), yet still grungy, organic and vibrant post-apoc atmosphere with a…

Wow! This is weawy gweat! Who said wap was dead?

You must be new here.

From people like you? I'm quite used to it.

So too dumb to catch on. Expected nothing less.

Clearly you're too dumb to understand.

I don't know the process of retexturing stuff, so I'm clueless. Someone explain to me why this would take 5 years? Does the game really have that many textures or is it just because he did it in his free time here and there and that made it take forever?

"Shit, the guy I was passive-aggressively derping on called me out on my poor argument and how I also use "for reasons". Didn't expect that. Better play it cool like I'm too busy to explain myself to people clearly dumber than me."

This was absolutely incredible.
That dude sitting in front laughing though... Holy shit.

Yeah, no.

"presumably with a mod or two"

Your username. Your comment. This article.
Holy shit I'm dying! It's so perfect.

It's ok, they can have mine.

I bet if you wrote this into a serenade and marinade your waifu of your dreams with it she will love you!

And now, we wait.

Holy ignorant generalizing bigotry batman!

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