Remember when Obama said there were 57 states? Yeah, your article about that was pretty hilarious too. That was even worse though, Obama can’t blame that one on auto-correct. How about when Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet? He’s pretty darn stupid. That was a great piece you wrote about that one. 

Do you actually think you’re smarter than Trump? To be fair, you may have a Master’s in Business from one of the world’s top business schools. You may have also turned a million dollars into billions. I suppose I shouldn’t generalize. But assuming you’re a pretty average person, there is not much of an argument that…

Wendy, are you still there? 

How exactly do you think she beat them? Its like she says “2+2 is one million -because I said so.” Rational people on both sides of the aisle say, “no, its 4.” She responds by saying, “YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE! Boom! I win!” Then the internet talks about how she owned them. I just don’t understand how she…

The problem with this is that all of those people actually made legitimate arguments and actually “lit” her up. Her response is always tantamount to “nuh uh! You’re mean! I win!” and then she claims she “lit them up.” This girl is toxic to the democratic party. 

Alexandra Cortez is absolutely insane. I can’t figure out why the democratic party protects her. I mean, the girl literally has no idea what she is talking about. Everrrr. Like she really has no idea. She received like 10k votes in a crazy district in NY. She has 0 credentials to be in her office. She’s a loud mouthed…

Anything Ocasio-Cortez is hilarious! Is it going to air on comedy central? 

lolz you really are a funny person, my little turtle friend. I’m not a sore loser at all. Actually, there is no winner or loser here. There is no concession, since there is nothing to concede. You think South Park is ignorant and offensive and that they misstate things. I think they take pride in coming off that way.…

Shh Wendy, Shhhh. Your emotions are showing. 

Boo Willie Wendy. Boooo. 

No, I’m mocking you. I am simply stating that your weird obsession with ridiculing South Park on here for being non-PC or libertarian or neo-conservative or whatever, is something that Cartman would mock. So I am indeed mocking you, because Boooooo and I don’t care. Second, I think you have a firm overestimation of…

Boo. You’re the crazy snowflake here, Wendy. Boooo. 

Boooooooo. Boo Wendy. South Park is awesome because it could give two shits about being politically correct. I firmly believe that you are taking this far too seriously. If only Matt and Trey could see your self-aggrandizing lust for attention, they would probably oblige you. Again, I say, booooo. Boo Wendy. Boo. 

Booo, Wendy. 

Booooooooo, Wendy. Booo. Boooooooo. 

Boo, Wendy.

Boo Wendy... boo

South Park is great because it is offensive and they don’t apologize. If they begin to fall into PC Principle’s trap, it will be the end of South Park. They should make fun of global warming, even if global warming is true... it’s still funny. 

Kemp won. Not sure how that’s rock bottom? Obviously, the racist “Road to Power” group is at rock bottom. They appear to be just as asshole-ish and racist as Louis Farrakhan is. But just because Louis Farrakhan is an open racist and anti-Semite, doesn’t mean all democrats are - even though the Clintons and Obamas are…

But, you know, crazy’s gonna crazy. That’s what the left does. So I’m sure you’ll still invent some alternate reality where none of that matters and Trump is actually terribly incompetent because of his insensitivity - which is a hilarious reason to call him incompetent. All of that to say, Cortez IS actually…