Seriously - why bother going? Just stay home!

The Versa gets a lot of hate around here, but it’s not a terrible option for a non enthusiast looking for a cheap and reliable first new car. 

Oh please, this always been the case

This is on alpha foxtrot , a military themed Jalopnik sub blog.

I could be wrong... But I don’t think th Model 3 will have falcon wing doors.

That’s weird, none of my friends who dropped their weekend plans to voluntarily spend their free time protesting at airports in NYC and LA have gotten their checks yet!

PLEASE STOP HARASSING MY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP YOU CUCK I COME HERE FOR AUTOMOBILE NEWS, AND PLEASE NO F1 SPOILERS.

You got fucking served, you pedant bitch.

Refugee status on my green card at the time

Why the Canadians, Indonesians and Brazilians are so enamoured of Honda I’ve no idea.

Does this mean I’ll never be able to pet my dog again? :(

Nope. Conditions are that you’re killing the dogs.

I’d rather get tattoos than kill dogs. Also, though, what kind of car would a Labrador make because that’s important

OK, automotive stuff...how about continuously variable length intakes done 26 years ago by Mazda on the R26B 4-rotor from the Le Mans winning 787B? Not exactly a new idea.

If you had written this article 8 years ago I would have found out about it 8 years ago instead of now. All these clicks could have been yours, you really dropped the ball here.

Not political. He’s the type of person who’d grab the V and leave the CLIT.

I think Donald Trump would do that if he owned one.

Less cars more politics pls ;)