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In a few years cold winters will be a thing of the past.

Because real vinyl woodgrain applique’ on an itty, bitty wagon....

Couldn’t happen to a nicer woman, with her trans hate and medieval outlook. Maybe she can get a gig on QVC.

this thing hasn’t changed in forever

Shit. He still lives. He’s running rings round my operation, and apparently the Bernie Ecclestone my men kill are all body doubles. EVERY. SINGLE. GODDAMED. FUCKING. TIME.

Within Europe, there’s always been a fear of German military dominance, even within the framework of the Union. Even at the height of the Cold War, Germany was meant to be the battleground, not a combatant. It would be hard for France and Poland, respectively, to feel good about an increase in German military…

Well not be alcoholics for one.

If they don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy.

They’re doing all wrong. That’s a one man job boys.

And risk going “full Mustang” on them?

My favorite part was the shouting.

WHAT IS THIS TREACHERY OF TIME? THIS DECEPTION WILL FEEL NO COMFORT IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH FINE GRACE AS WOLC AND THY WIFE. NEITHER MORE, THE WORD IS SPREAD UNTO THE GOOD PEOPLE, FOR THEY MAY YET TO HAVE ENJOYED IT.

Tell your wife not to be that guy... Err... That gal.

Never seen the show, but after seeing that promo photo, I’m never going to. Never.

Thank god, our long national archive debate nightmare is finally over.