The game literally nobody asked for.

Well... If you are gaming on Windows you probably upgraded to Windows 10 a long time ago because you want the best performance you can get... The sticking to Windows 7 people are mostly just this system generation’s version of the XP is good enough for me and no one can make me change crowd.

Yet, the same PC Master Race complain that consoles don’t evolve and their tech is too old. You can’t win.

How often do you update your graphics card?

You did it! You were the first to comment on a PS+/Games with Gold article to say that the free games suck! Congratulations, you special snowflake!

It’s a reference to a really, really old meme.

I’m surprised it took this long! I’ve wanting some dioramas since amiibo first came out. I’ll probably grab some of these if they’re released stateside

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

I found abetter use for the stickers you guys

Emmanuel in Space is on Netflix? BRB.

And yet neither the new Unreal Tournament, Paragon or Shadow Complex are available on any platform other than the Epic Games Launcher on PC.

Or because hardware emulation is not trivial. A few weeks ago, when I suggested SNES emulation on the 3DS, someone gave me a very nice explanation of how difficult it is.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Not having paid attention to this game at all, I’m surprised to find out after all this hype that it’s simply a game where you jump on enemies and over pits.

Oh, you made the world’s 10 billionth football/not football joke.

In an autonomous car, will there be any need for windshield wipers? Why will we need to see out if we aren’t controlling it?

Yeah, that seems silly. Why would a person do that? Seems more likely one would be trying to head off the inevitable health comments in the year-in-review post he wrote as part of a DON’T BE A DICK.

“Cat” is probably all it really needs

What is this? A room for ants?!

It’s endearing that you don’t know what a paperweight is.