Twice?

Putting us on notice that another moron will be talking about sports.

How do you figure that you’re qualified to say it adds nothing to the narrative when the narrative is unfinished and you, presumably, do not have any inside information as to what direction it's going? Without knowing what the narrative is, how can you say what does and does not serve it?

This is very Slate-y.

“I signed a contract to play a video game with my own system, why is this company taking action when I break my contract?” Hard to feel too bad.

Before folks start screaming at Microsoft, NDA’s are serious business and should always be read before agreeing to them. That said, folks are crazy if they think only Microsoft has this power, Sony more then likely has this too.

Ehh, no sympathy from me here, those dudes were asking for it when they started leaking stuff.

Later this year.

Later this year.

Oh god. I guess I pretty much have to now.

Kinda like bean boozled where you may either get a jelly belly that taste like a pear or one that taste like a booger... no idea how they got a jelly belly to taste like a booger. Probably some scientific research.

I can tell a lot of things beyond the fact you don’t like sports.

Most songs here are almost 20 years old.

Does Activision have like...a lifetime license to Paint it Black or something?

You question Fall Out Boy, a band (quality be damned) with actual guitars, over Skrillex?

Guitar Hero. Skrillex.

DON’T ANY OF YOU PRE-ORDER THIS! Wait until it comes out, we can’t let Unity be an ok thing.

Man, your obliviousness to the irony of using Final Fantasy as a counterpoint here is just mindblowing.

Guys should use this technique.

one of its classes is gaining the type of infamy relegated to items like the blue shell, or characters like Little Mac.

What was wrong with Blatt's first play?