One of Crochet’s friends started a GoFundMe to cover home repair costs here, if you’d like to help him out personally. Alternately, there are still many organizations at work in the area helping with everything from shelter to food to rebuilding efforts for residents affected by Hurricane Harvey and its aftermath.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Here’s how we do this fairly: If you get bitten, or nipple twisted, or given the complimentary prostate exam, you let the hands fly. The refs stop the fight. Everybody looks at the inciting incident. If they find nothing you get a red card. If they find any other shenanigans they are carded and you are given a round…

Pretty Krafty par if you ask me.

Alderson: *denies Tebow*

so, there’s still hope for my hogwart’s letter?????

Just goes to show that GM is truly innovative - they’ve had vibrating trim panels years before everyone else.

Ender: “There’s no UP in SPACE!”

France has a long sad history of past their prime field generals.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

As an American, I felt a lot closer to Canadians once I learned you found a way to combine gravy, French fries, and cheese.

She always thinks other drivers wreck her on purpose.

Your points are all fair, although I remain unconvinced.

that dunk was a real head turner; myles above any other jam in that game.

Made great money in my days retraining the Polish navy. Sold a LOT of screen doors for their submarines.

in their defense, anecdotal evidence seems to indicate that they spend a great deal of their time screwing in light bulbs, which would invariably lead to less time for education.

My favorite part is desperate Barca detractors pointing to the Suarez penalty as THE REASON Barca won.

I mean. Come on. He’s in decent shape, but genetics and everything else, just makes it... so damn shapely. I mean, coming from a guy who had COLLEGE WOMEN stop me (a gay man) to check out and feel my [22 year old at the time] “perfect ass”, I can like... uh... double-appreciate it, as an ass man myself. Yeah.