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General Halfshaftery
general-halfshaftery-old

Needs more Grace Jones.

"Suddenly, it's 1987"

Come on Toyota, care to outline just what that "internal miscommunication" involved exactly? Of course not, because it didn't happen. Someone at Toyota didn't like the "unofficial" desktop images and their view went unchallenged. As a result Toyota looks silly now. (as it justly deserves)

I also suffer from launch control problems, typically after a night of excessive alcohol consumption.

That mouth is so big i want to fcuk it!

Remember back when the RX used to be a good looking SUV? It was the better half of a decade ago now...

It's like there's a Fiesta in my mouth and everybody's invited!

It's big. It's pimpin' It's spending cheese!

Needs more Simpsons Bumblebee Man.

I'm really looking forward to this sensibly-sized looker from Ford. It's one of just a few cars out there i'd honestly go through with and buy.

They used to be pretty common here in Canada, that is until they imploded into rust dust.

Trucks are tuff.

The photo was taken a moment before a few of them held up sheets to block the view and a shotgun blast was heard.

Isn't it generally accepted fact that for the first time the North American Civic is better styled than the European model?

Don't look at me, i'm from Ontario.

This car has Wessonality.

Two years ago i owned a glorious Gigabeat S60 (the portable media player that was supposed to change the game)