Eurotrash.

If you wanted a little more lux but couldn't spring for the New Yorker there was always the Dodge 600.

@Triborough:

Bobby pins!

If this El Camino-athon keeps up it may adversely affect page views and advertising revenue...

That's one sophisticated fender sticker. Collect all four!

It's like there was a party on its flanks, and everybody came!

Smashing!

Needs more British teeth.

How come he ain't on my teevee tellin' me how great Fords are no more?

Needs more spread fingers!

What really needs to change at Volkswagen is the "By Pricks, For Pricks" philosophy.

B I T C H I N ' !

It shouldn't take long before someone states it looks better than the new Focus.

Britney's meltdown, the littlest victims.

I have seen the future of in-car masturbation.

@Isetta:

The original article is funny because they're all dead now.

Yikes, the mother of the SRX is a pig.

That two-tone grey Cadillac is stunning. I can picture Mary Pickford flashing her cooch to the paparazzi while climbing aboard...