probably should have googled whether or not he has in fact died. he has not, but I assure you death will come for him

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Future is back.

Joe’s Jeans. Not sure exactly what style I have but this Brixton straight leg seems to be the one. Note that you will need the bottom hem tailored, but that just means you have a perfect length.

Joe’s Jeans. Not sure exactly what style I have but this Brixton straight leg seems to be the one. Note that you…

Joe’s Jeans classic straight. Pick ‘em up at Nordstrom Rack for at least 50% regular retail.

Joe’s Jeans classic straight. Pick ‘em up at Nordstrom Rack for at least 50% regular retail.

I really like Joe’s Jeans lately-buy them at the outlet or Nordstrom Rack-no need to pay full retail.

I really like Joe’s Jeans lately-buy them at the outlet or Nordstrom Rack-no need to pay full retail.

I just keep cursing at the citation dispenser.

It’s not Ravens Flock. A group of ravens is called an unkindness. Which is really just so fucking appropriate.

yeah, it’s a murder car

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

I’m sure Jalen, Axl and Pete were all thrilled that they got to have some quality family time with him.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

I mean, it’s basically the same scenario Brian Madison faced, when he had to choose Eric Gordon or his son, Billy, to give control of his Fortune 500 hotel company. Except in this case, Billy is not a lovable goof with a heart of gold, but an unrepentant asshole.

When my longing for a deeper sense of human connection and humanity becomes almost too much to bear, I barricade myself in a Starbucks and consume each and every Unity Cup I can before the police can take me away. Thousands and thousands of faces connected by one single line are slowly digesting in my engorged…

A story like this could tarnish the good name of The National Enquirer.

Some perspective on how historic this is: