Next up, Jimmy Fallon interviews Pol Pot:

Are you a Botch fan per chance?

I would think they'd have to beef up the short story in order to make it into a film. The story is great, but would probably only be suited for a quiet indie film if adapted faithfully. I'll be happy if they take the very interesting concept and expand upon it (and give us more on the aliens, if they can do it without…

He actually died right after Days of Heaven, and has secretly been replaced by an experimental AI director named Whisperbot 3000. The films are edited by another AI entity, The Montage-a-matic.

But what if every middle aged curmudgeon through history is right, and culture is becoming increasingly worse over the years?

Trump told me it's usually a Mexican.

The funniest comic this side of "Scout's Honor".

"…an intelligent man who was genuinely trying to help people."

The Hammer and Road Hard are both pretty good lil movies.

Found Dr. Drew's account.

You need a Dork Passenger.

Seeso should partner with Homeland Security for an ad campaign:

And he used some of that Chipmunk bread to finance his movie "Hits". It's not like he's using a private jet to drop photos of him eating giant hamburgers over impoverished nations.

Mid-six figures.

Being banned from /r/The_Donald is like being asked to leave a subterranean realm of Sewer People because you don't smell sufficiently terrible. Those bigoted dolts in that subreddit have a lot of crossover with /r/theredpill (woman-bashing sub) and other hate-centered sites.

The machines should've had solar energy collectors floating above the befouled Earth atmosphere to absorb the free energy of the sun, without the muss and fuss of creating a virtual world for Keanu, et al.

Scientific af.

"keep it shut until you know what he speaks of"

" I wouldn't mind seeing some Republicans and Trump supporters turned into literal pieces of shit."

Well, technically it's set in 2014. But said drugs probably existed then, too.