Oh sweet doddering old uncle Beauregard!

I hope this case gets datamined and examined and picked apart and studied into the most minute detail - we have so pitiful few examples of officers not only being charged, but actually convicted and sentenced for their wrongdoing that elements of this case will have to probably be emulated in other prosecutions to…

Wait...did this actually get confirmed by somebody in the Jones campaign? Aside from the subject matter, there’s the weird choice of image, and it’s not even grammatically anything.

Anybody wanna help me with my Kickstarter? I think if we send a tanker truck of crisco and a dump truck full of table salt to the White House, good ole #45's diet will do what Mueller, the Democrats and his own inept cavalcade of imbeciles hasn’t been able to do: END this Presidency already.

No no...that was YOUR point, by lumping communism, socialism (all types??) and leftism (not even sure that’s really a thing) together into the same condemnation. Different things are called different things because: differences, was our point (although saying that in the plural makes me sound like a socialist, I’m…

Ah, always with the conflating of communism, socialism and leftism (and leaving out contextual nuances, like cultural norms, history, economics...). SPOILER ALERT: they’re different ideologies, that’s why they have different names.

I can’t laugh - it’s not funny.

By the by, this is also exactly why the cop in this type of situation needs to be immediately charged and booked and interrogated by an investigator: getting sent home for a few days/weeks (months?) of paid administrative leave is a whole lotta time to concoct some story about how it all went down. (There’s a reason…

Heinous through and through, but the thing that keeps getting me about these cases - and there are too, too many of these cases that fit the same damn profile - is this gun ho cop blowing somebody away in a traffic stop. When did cops in America start channeling Judge Dredd to the point that misdemeanor moving…

The solution is some combination of all of that, plus maybe re-thinking the value of a 9-5, mon-fri “work week” and real estate development that goes UP instead of OUT.

By 2030 battery/fuel cell density will be multi-fold what it is right now...there may even be inductive charging strips under some lanes, car parts will be lighter, the onboard electronics will be more efficient, and most of Southern California will be burnt to a crisp by uncontrollable seasonal wildfires from decades…

Dumb people gonna be dumb, I guess. Starbucks is huge, they probably have more international stores than they do U.S. ones, so being generically “holiday” festive is a classy move (the religi-nuts can still go in the store and buy a “christmas” ornament or an “advent” calendar, or even a tumbler or gift card with…

That ain’t no mermaid...it’s actually cooler: It’s a fucking SIREN, luring us to our sweet, sweet, caffeinated deaths. Praise Hades!

Thank you deeply for making the dear personal sacrifice to curate this list...I know it was a real hardship, but I appreciate that you did the dirty work so we didn’t have to.

With all the actually truly terrible shit going on in the real world, there are still a handful of sad pathetic schlubs who’ll dish out death threats over a video game. Warms the cockles of your heart, don’t it?

Yeah. Normal private investigators find where the bodies are buried. Mossad did most of the burying.

OK, so if Weinstein did these things himself, he’d be a stalker. But hiring a company to do it for you, is ...? still stalking? I mean, isn’t that level of invasion of privacy legally pretty shaky, even for hollywood? Does the company operate as attorneys and paralegals so this is all covered as “privileged” and…

When noted that “the NCAA reviewed...” who exactly are these people evaluating a case like this? Is there a panel of folks this is presented to, or is it a memo that gets passed around and marked with red pencil until it’s done? Are they lawyers or administrators or coaches or what? When he appealed, was it a…

This is why I find it so infuriating to try and reason with the religious - at the end of the day, when it all comes down to the rubber hitting the road, none of this matters to them because they think there’s an afterlife and they’ve got it on lock. So what if people are slaughtered in broad daylight doing normal…

The whining about “democracy is rigged” needs to end. People need to wake up and smell the parchment. Our founders so loved the adversarial system, that’s baked into our government and courts. If you want to “unrig” this democracy, you need to start fielding multiple new political parties at the local level, like,…