You forgot the 27 in front of the ",560MPH"

@monkey_biz: They must like foreigner blood. The mosquitoes do too.

@pz: I'm a veteran of tropical weather. I don't dare go outside at dusk, regardless of the size of the mosquitoes. Once it's actually night time, I'd be out and about, but not anywhere the mosquitoes would be dancing around.

@monkey_biz: I don't know about you, but I haven't seen these

@blyan-reloaded: What did you do to lose your star?

Ah, the joys of living in South Florida...

@oljick: That's probably the best thing he can do at this point.

Was this made with the new iMovie Trailer feature?

@tyner100: The textbook theft is probably what you hit you the hardest...

What a great article about copyright on the web. I'm going to reprint it in my newsletter!

@DocHobo: You forgot to fix the speling mistaks [sic]

It couldn't have been that hard of a question since he said "giz for short".

@taniquetil: Burn it? I highly doubt it.

@Unholy_Hero: 2 sticks, and 3 diamonds. #minecraft

I completely believe this lady's claim.

The Facetime camera hole is on the wrong side. #chinafail

Is that...*gasp* a wire connecting the keyboard to the computer?

A bully steals money from a kid at school, and the principal tells him "give me half of that money".

Jesus, at least use protection before plugging in to some random USB stick you just met.

Wow, Nokia. You're wondering where your money is going? You're suing almost every other phone manufacturer...