Water is wet and the Kardashians steal. 

Beef?

On the list of SNL hosts that would offend my sensibilities (my monocle budget has taken a hit as of late), any Kardashian is below influencers, most professional athletes and politicians. Not a Below-Replacement-Level host, to steal a sports parlance.

Yeah that was particularly disingenuous, but Jezebel basically isn’t even trying anymore.

I’m a nurse, a male one at that. One of the things I regularly do for male intubated Covid patients is clean their genitals from the catheter, I put up their urethra. Another thing, my previously healthy/young male patients who survive, and those with long haul Covid are frequently complaining about: erectile…

Dan Levy’s look is a tribute to American artist (and AIDS activist) David Wojnarowicz. It is inspired by his piece “F**k You F**got F**ker”. His purse is printed with the piece “Untitled (One Day This Kid...)“, which makes me cry and I can’t imagine carrying it around all night without bursting into tears but I think…

Kim Kardashian wore a full-face leather gimp mask with zipper eyes at Fashion Week.

Is it me or have there been a lot fewer posts on Jez lately?

As a 40 year-old who grew up as a 90s teen on a steady diet of 60s & 70s classic rock, I feel a savage justification in always finding Eric Clapton to be an overrated, pompous, annoying, boring jackass. *blasts Hendrix*

Covid’s put many product release dates in such flux, though? His movie with Damon is out mid-October, that’s definite. She’s got two movies in post-production set for sometime in 2022, and she can’t carry him for that long. From the imdb summaries, neither of Lopez’s finished films appear to be Oscar bait, but imagine…

Seems to me, accurate.

“The doctors only gave us six months but we surprised them all by splitting up 18 hours after the pictures went public.”

I think I might have body dysmorphia or something. Mindy isn’t even plus sizes. It’s just plus sized models aren’t even plus sized they are size 8 or 10. Most actress are so thin like size 0 or 2. 

I’m imagining you face-to-face with Fabio who is giving you a talk about his type “on paper” Love Island style and you responding, “Fabio, you want too much.”

More likely referring to him bemoaning quantity versus quality and saying he wants kids as someone over 60 without a hint of humility. Not technically “incel” but def rings misogynistic.

Clicking through to the picture, I’d say that Fabio now looks a BIT too much like a sleazier version of Yanni to be coming at women with a list of demands.

His list of requirements has a touch of incel to it. 

That’s not true. You didn’t like that other thing, either.

I just don’t like this one thing!!!!

I always forget that Jennifer Lawrence is dating some guy named Cooke Maroney.