Jesus wore a dress. The fuck are these cons talking about?
GELLA - LLAP
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She obviously needs another butthole massage.
This Aly Raisman/Chris Evans + puppies tidbit has made my week. I don’t care if they actually date or not, in my mind it’s already happening. Also, their dogs are adorable.
At one time did have his own show...
Everyone thinks (correctly, I should add) he’s doing this because he can’t accept the idea of being a loser, but an idea just popped into my head that it may also be a matter of habit — Trump’s been using lawsuits to successfully gum up the works and run out the clock against his rivals since forever, and he’s…
My birthday’s tomorrow. I will be eating my husband’s delicious patty melt casserole, having a little cake, and watching movies at home. Not going out because there’s a fucking pandemic raging across the world.
This is like the WORST script treatment for fucking Inception I ever read....only its real.
In jail.
Add to this: about a week ago, Kourtney Kardashian tweeted that blue surgical masks cause cancer.
Please, no more! Jezebel has been around for about 13.5 years, or about 5,000 days, and the Kardashians have this many tags?!
Oy vey...
Wait - is THIS how they ended up at Four Seasons Landscaping?
There are enough actual pedophiles and sexual assaulters in Hollywood and the world in general that I just can’t work up any interest when two adults of vastly different ages date, so long as they’re both adults. I only have so much outrage in me.
Well one of them has a newborn. She will be boring for the foreseeable future.
Thank god, but no thanks to you and some of the other writers here who repeatedly damned Biden with faint praise. Oh, and thank those of us who put aside our personal feelings when our candidate (Warren, in my case) lost in the primaries and enthusiastically got behind Biden.
Astonishing that there are no comments
She and her husband didn’t just freeze rent during the pandemic, they FORGAVE it. Aren’t you a reporter? Do a tiny bit of fucking research.
She is acting in a role where she has to wear a wig (see her Instagram post from 10/28/2020). The wig needs to fit to her head tightly and braiding your hair close to your head is one of the best ways to do that.